Banking

Hahahahahhah. “The Master of Accounts has you and your fetid friends escorted from the premises. No one here wants your filthy lucre.”

I think it’s cute that you think the powerful of this world would allow you access to such institutions. You don’t own land and you’re not nobility. You’re not allowed to bank.

You’ll have to arrange something else if you want to store your money.

Two words you must learn to love: ass gems.

I was also thinking: Why would these staid institutions accept coin from adventurers? Who knows where they got it. It could be cursed!

What you might call toxic assets.