"Four candles"

So the adventurer comes into the shop and says “four candles”. I bring them to him and he looks at them and back at me and says “No, 'andles for forks.” and he places a pitchfork head on the desk.

I have not had a game yet where someone has not told a variation of this joke. Can you reduce a set of candles to three in the next printing?


This is the kind of stuff that causes results 3–5 on the town Haggling Events Table, I think …

You are one funny young gentleman. :smiley: