Here's What I Want My Giant Spiders to Look Like

This is the happy-faced spider from Hawaii. Can you imagine a nest of these?

Actually, if you played the Exile CRPG games, you probably already encountered them!

“Gaah! Giant Spiders! Run for the exit!”

“But it looks so cute! Its all happy and friendly…”

Nah, I’ll take Phidippus audax any day of the week:

Check out those iridescent chelicerae! So cool! And they’ve got faces on their backs too. Sort of.

Mirror Spider