I swear I will sick Bat-Kraken on you.
I only mock Bat-Kraken to hide my fear.
I wish a Bat-Kraken would kill this thread so that I can stop checking it to see if something salient has been posted…
Bat Kraken just called me on my cell David. He thought that was really funny. He told me to post a Bat-Kraken-sized LOL for you. He’s AFK at the moment.
I was Bat-Kraken friend! (or at least i think I was).
Remember Thor, Bat-Kraken gave me broken Valyen detector - he was a good guy. It’s not my fault that all he wanted was an unlimited access to your powerplant in exchange for it 
Also Atmospheric Speed!
Ah yes, “friend.” The kind of “friend” who betrays the Bat-Kraken in the end is no friend at all!
If I was a Bat-Kraken and you were my “friend”, You’d betray me even faster than I did!