Don’t do it.
Almost a Darwin Award nominee.
I like how it lunges for him at the end.
Gee, and it works so well when they do it in the movies!!! (and fantasy fiction too!)
Stupid real life, always screwing up my fantasy mojo! 
Don’t do it.
Almost a Darwin Award nominee.
I like how it lunges for him at the end.
Gee, and it works so well when they do it in the movies!!! (and fantasy fiction too!)
Stupid real life, always screwing up my fantasy mojo!